Lessons

I'll probably edit this a few times but...

1. Getting an airport taxi guy at the Bangkok airport to use the taxi meter is one of the hardess thigns you'll ever do
2. People in Thailand and Vietnam never quote the real price
3. Walking away is sometimes the only way to get a good price
4. The DVD guys on the fourth flore of MBK near the escalator are lying pricks.
5. When people answer "yes" to a question, it's not because they understood what you asked, it's that they want to rush the sale
6. Some lady boys are friggen hot, so be mindful, and watchful. Often the only sign is behaviour
7. The free Hong Kong airport express bus, as free as it might be, doesn't run past 11:08 pm. After 11:08pm, you're walking
8. Vietnamise girls don't smoke
9. Fast food chicken in South East Asia isn't really chicken.... And if it is, it's really different than home.
10. Aiste's hot
11. Hebrew is written in the wrong direction
12. Japanese customs officers hate me
13. Japan is dark
14. Kareoke in Japan is different and a lot more fun :)