Pool Hopping
Hope was awesome this year.. Despite our first game (and only one we won) starting at 8:15 am. We got there, didn't have to play because our opponents didn't show, were declared victorious by default, then waited for the rest of our team to show.
Mayo somehow interpreted "Be at my place before 8, our first game is at 8:15" as "first game is around 9 or something..."
Phil also missed three games.
Our team this year was:
So, after Hope, I went around taking hottie pictures, then some of us went to my place to swim, a lot of people took off. We got to my place, sat around, went swimming, then made some awesome penne backed with cheese on top. Super spicy too, it was awesome. :D
Now the wild part of the night started to be planned. See, Krysia does a annual Pool Hopping outing, and she invited me a long. Obviously I was in (despite the open wound on my leg, being exhausted, etc..). I stopped to think to my self for a second, if I was going pool hopping, I'd need Mayo. Like, it just wouldn't worked without Mayo. I call him up, and of course, him, Julia and Ryan are obviously up for it.
Takes a few hours of watching cartoons for us all to meet up, we waiting at Mike's place. Mayo, Ryan and Julia arrive, and we head off to the pool rich suburb of Orleans.
Only Mike and Krysia have done this before, but we were fast learners. Somewhere near Preston road in Orleans, we climb over our first fence. There's visibly someone in the house, so we all quietly and slowly get in the pool, laughing in excitement. When all of a sudden, a naked Mayo (I think) cannon balls in. Friggen guy. So we all panic and bolt out of the yard. I lost my shirt, Julia her ring, etc. And mayo and Ryan are just running naked over the guy's lawn.
So we hit our second house, the pool was so warm, we all got in and no one wanted to leave. And then Mike canon balls in. We all get out as fast as we can. Jeff and I run into the front yard where we see this lady who kept asking us what we were doing.. I'm topless, both of us are soaked, and we're both like "uhhh..." Apparently someone with beer (Mayo) was in her back yard. She seemed cool though, didn't tell anyone. The night continues like this, canon balling in pools and bolting. We went through a foresty area at one point, got about 20 mosquitoes bites.. Climbed on some roofs (even though they're be open gates as we'd find later.)
The awesome part was Krysia not wanting to be caught, and Mayo, Ryan and Julia almost trying to get caught naked in people's pools. A good mix :)
A few more pools (that we had to remove the pool cover for) later, and a hot tub, we thought it was enough pools. So we decided to hit up a Tim Horton's drive through naked. Sounds like a great plan, especially if you like attention, which we do. So we get there, get naked, drive up, my car is the first one there, my arms are spread open, the money is on my crotch, and I bore no shame. Not one hint of reaction from the guy did I receive. Not one. My hopes were then on Julia's car, naked girl driver and three naked guys. SAME THING. Must be a Vanier thing. That guy ruined our nudity. All we wanted were some reactions, maybe some provocative comments. Is that too much to ask for? Bah.
This ended the night, well.. the highway mooning ended the night. So I dropped everyone off, and here I am now.
posted by Matt @ 2:16 p.m.
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