Wow, it's been a while. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Chinese New Year, etc.
Was walking back with a few people to my car last week from The Clock Tower, enjoying good times, involved in conversation. I move to avoid this object in front of me, on the sidewalk (public property) when someone notices it's a keg. Loll and behold, their right! Without missing a step, Alec M and I pick it up and continue on our way.
But what could we possible do with a keg? A Keg party of course. But not just any ordinary keg party, oh no, a pool party keg party (two parties in that title, which is indicative of a really good party.)
The party went pretty well. A good number of people showed up, no hot Asians though. :( A lot of other hotties couldn’t make it either. But, we definitely did have our fair share. Hell, later on in the Sauna (the one without weed and nudity, we’ll get to that later though) it was Gray and I, and TWO token girls. TWO. Normally we’re lucky if we can drag one girl along with us. We weren’t able to surpass two though, as soon as Krysia entered Paulina left.
People who showed up were:
myself and Aiste of course (who looked HOT HOT HOT), Sean and that group (Jay, Mike Noel, the gfs), John and
Christina,
Pete and
Krysia from Carleton, Cat Clark (Housie),
Ademir,
Gray,
Paulina and her sister,
Phil and
Laura, Jordan, Tyler,
Mayo,
Ryan,
Jasmine, Julia,
Maddi, and maybe some other people who if I forget here, are clearly not important enough to mention (Sorry Pink). Oh, there was also some psycho kid and the kid who lent us dice on New Years.
The psycho kid wouldn’t stop trying to nail me in the face with my balls. He just didn’t know when to quit. It was annoying, especially considering I gave him beer despite his age issues.
Near the end of the swimming, a bunch of guys (Ryan, Mayo, and eventually Phil) all got naked in the sauna… Rumor is that they started making out with each other, making out that led to messy messy gay sex. Jasmine, Julia and Laura were there to witness. The nudity didn't end there of course.
Meanwhile the rest of us were upstairs. I made pasta with homemade sauce for everyone, baked it with cheese on top first of course. Meanwhile Sean led the milkshake movement (milkshakes with Score chucks in them no less.) He reminded me that his milkshakes were better than mine, since his seemed to bring all the boys to the yard. He wouldn’t teach me his secrets without a charge though.
Then out of no where, Maddi came! She came with a few retarded guys, those guys just smoked up on the balcony, stayed a few minutes, and then they all left. Maddi didn’t even say good bye… The impression the guys gave though was.. One of them said something, and Ryan though to him self “Wow, I’m the one standing in the living room naked, but he’s the idiot.”
Anyways, I came downstairs just in time to catch the start of the streaking. Mayo and Ryan embarked on their tour of the surroundings, by running down the stairs and round my property naked. (well, with a tie on.)
And yeah, I guess that describes the whole night. All in all, too much penis. A lot of it was the same penis, but still, WAY too much of it.
