lundi, mai 16, 2005

Out of Frenchland, into sweet Dutchland

Don't expect too much of my typing, there's the hotties Hollish check next to me and I can't do anything but check her out it seems.

So yeah, we climbed the nicest mountains yesterday, it was amazing., And when comming down, there were these rock slide areas, and we basically skated down them, I was sure one of us would die, but no. We're both here. Amazing. We climbed down to the beach, we said Hi to people walking by but French are anal people sometimes and only the hairy armpit lady said Hi back. So we get to the nicest beach ever, and notice it's almsot a makeout place, and that everyone things Aaron and I are more "emsemble" then we actually are.

But yeah, we jumped in. SOO cold, and I knew it was salt water (well, I thgouht it was fresh), but not that salty.. Man that's salty, I was spitting for 5 minutes, jsut frmo a few seconds being in I had salt crust all over my face and..

Anyways, to make this short (running out of time), lots of hotties, some topless, beautiful scenery in Marceilles.

Oh, French people refuse to speak/learn anything but French, and whenever you ask where somehting is, it's ALWAYS "toute driots". Ebverything is "toute driots".. Which some how dones't mean always right.

We slept on the hospital flore another night, and last night, they wanted us too, they loved us. We did a lot of flirting, and gave them flowers, all that.

This morning we trained to Amsterdamn. We stopped in Paris, some waiter wasted our time and a summery of what we saw: Alcohol store (we got soo much), train station, and crappy restaurent.

But yeah, we're in Amsterdamn, so far it's awesome, except the whether. So many Hollish hotties too.

So, any new bets on who comes home on schedule and not injured? My money is on me. So far we've lost 1/3rd of our personal in 1/2 the time. I think we're doing pretty well.

I still can't beleive that giant albino gorilla escaped and just attacked Tyler like that.

Anyways, later.

Oh, I think Party at my place on the 27th or 28th.. I think...... Something will go on, sure of that. Keep it open.

3 Comments:

At lundi, mai 16, 2005 2:42:00 p.m., Anonymous Anonyme said...

Hey man, people from Holland aren't "Hollish"...they're "Dutch".

And I think to make things interesting, you guys should initiate a death match with a Dutch Hells Angel (they exist, I've seen them before).

 
At lundi, mai 16, 2005 2:50:00 p.m., Anonymous Anonyme said...

Oh, and by the way, I totally can't make it on the 28th. So do the 27th...dooooooooooooooo it.

 
At jeudi, mai 19, 2005 6:15:00 p.m., Anonymous Anonyme said...

hmm.. i actually thought tyler had been attacked by an albino gorilla. you shouldn't make jokes like that.

 

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